I found a random generator that produces recipes. Like, the kid of recipes that an insane cooking AI would come up with. Or a drunk bachelor with nothing in his refrigerator. Here's an example.
Oysters Surprise
Serves 5
You will need:
90ml red wine
120ml orange juice
2 cabbages
120g sugar
1 oysters
Instructions:
sift the oysters
sprinkle the oysters over the top
fold in the oysters
fold in the oysters
fry the cabbages until browned
sift the red wine
stir-fry the orange juice
fry the sugar until browned
throw it all away
Yum.
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